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WARNING: Like 2020, this post is LONG. Like, over 14,000 words long. And that’s just written content! Feel free to take breaks in between, grab a drink once or twice, or do whatever you do to keep yourself sane. Enjoy the show!
Hello, everybody! This is the 3 Annual Jackoff Awards, where winning is not cancelled! Per usual, this is not in front of a large audience. It is instead online with something that technically qualifies as a group of people gathering together to celebrate film. Not much had to be changed for this ceremony, and in a way, I would say that when it comes to the recent pandemic, I was somewhat ahead of my time. You never had to see my face. You didn’t have to actively boo at anything I did, while I stood around taking it all in. And as for the recipients and nominees, the people who worked on 2020’s films, they don’t have to leave their multi-million-dollar mansions in Los Angeles to sit in a chair for hours. They can sit in their own chair if they want to! The Jackoff Awards are the way of the future, and I will guarantee it is the perfect “new normal” material, as I’ve already had years to practice perfecting it.
Now, here are some rules for today’s ceremony. As usual, I will be presenting nominees in various categories. For instance, these include Best Animated Feature, Best Original Screenplay, Best Cinematography, and Best Director. All of these are appetizers as we go up the ladder, rung by rung, til we reach the top, where we reveal 2020’s Best Picture! Traditional rules apply, I must have seen the movie for it to officially be nominated, so if I missed one movie during this ceremony, there’s a good chance that I did not see it, I did not like it, or maybe I just forgot about it. I mean, it has been eleventy thousand years since the SECOND Jackoffs we’ve done here on Scene Before! So, you know, anything’s possible! Also, for Best Picture, this is once again going be done through the People’s Choice pr
“The Gentlemen” is directed by Guy Ritchie (Snatch, Aladdin) and stars Matthew McConaughey (Interstellar, Sing), Charlie Hunham (Nicholas Nickleby, Queer As Folk), Henry Golding (Last Christmas, Crazy Rich Asians), Michelle Dockery (Good Behavior, Downton Abbey), Jeremy Strong (The Big Short, Succession), Eddie Marsan (Ray Donovan, Jonathan Strange and Mr Norrell), Colin Farrell (S.W.A.T., The Lobster), and Hugh Grant (Four Weddings and a Funeral, A Very English Scandal). This film is about an American expat who is trying to make money through selling off his marijuana business in London. This leads to eventual chaos… And by chaos, I mean what my brain went through while watching this movie.
It’s been a week since I saw “The Gentlemen” just to get things up to speed. My noggin is still spiraling in all sorts of directions.
Honestly, I am sort of glad I have waited as long as I did to talk about this movie. I saw this on the Wednesday before it came out to a pretty active crowd, there were laughs and applause throughout, therefore this seemed like a fine experience. As for other reviewers, they seem to be digging this movie. I on the other hand cannot say I share the same opinion as everyone else. Let me just start with the positives, because believe it or not, this movie has some.
This film is finely directed and it feels as if Guy Ritchie is delivering his own style and implementing it into the final product. The characters feel like they could only come out of a movie of this kind, maybe a few others. The casting from Matthew McConaughey to Colin Farrell, to Michelle Dockery is all very well done. It also shows how brilliantly each character is performed based on each actor’s ability. In a way, it almost had a similar vibe to “Kingsman: The Secret Service,” while not exactly being the same film overall in terms of plot and style. And if you know me, you know I think “Kingsman: The Secret Se The Lord of the Rings is a multimedia franchise consisting of several movies and a TV show released by Amazon titled The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power. The franchise is based onJ.R.R. Tolkien's book series that began in 1954 with The Fellowship of the Ring. The Lord of the Rings saw mainstream popularity with Peter Jackson's The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit trilogies. CastBenjamin Wainwright, Mike Wood, Norman Bird, Bilal Hasna, Sara Zwangobani, Daniel Weyman, Markella Kavenagh, Megan Richards, Charlie Vickers, Michael Scholes, William Squire, Christopher Guard, Lenny Henry, Cynthia Addai-Robinson, John Hurt, Liv Tyler, Hugo Weaving, Sean Astin, Elijah Wood, Ian McKellen, Sean Bean, Andy Serkis, Evangeline Lilly, Lee Pace, Richard Armitage, Martin Freeman, Luke Evans, Karl Urban, Benedict Cumberbatch, Cate Blanchett, Ismael Cruz Cordova, Morfydd Clark, Shaun Dooley, Billy Boyd, Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen, Miranda Otto, Luke Pasqualino, Ken Stott, John Rhys-Davies, James Nesbitt, Ian Holm, Dominic Monaghan, Christopher Lee, Brian Cox, Brad Dourif, Anthony Daniels Movie(s)The Lord of the Rings (1978), The Lord of The Rings: The War of The Rohirrim, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers, The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies, The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey Created byJ.R.R. Tolkien First FilmThe Lord of the Rings (1978) TV Show(s)The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power Character(s)Sadoc Burrows, Queen Regent Mriel, Marigold Brandyfoot, Poppy Proudfellow, Nori Brandyfoot, Arondir, Radagast, Smaug, King Thranduil, Tauriel, Ori, Dori, Nori, Gloin, Oin, Kili, Fili, Bombur, Bofur, Bifur, Balin Dwalin, Thorin Oakenshield, Wormtongue, Aldor, Saruman, Bilbo Baggins, Galadriel, Aragorn, Celeborn, Pippin Took, Samwise Gamgee, Legolas, Frodo Baggins, Sauron, Gollum, Boromir, GandalfDecember 12
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